Vin Diesel

Submitted by FinalCard on Mon, 2012-02-13 11:34

Dates Roasted: 2/13/12
Aka: XXX
Best Known For: Fast and the Furious

In Chronicles of Riddick he kills a man with a tea cup. That’s right, death by tea cup. Awesome scene.

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Angel: How'd you die?
Man 1: Old age.
Angels: And you ?
Man 2: Heart attack
Angel: You?
Man 3: Tea-cup to the chest.
Angel: what the f**k?

Submitted by FinalCard on Mon, 2012-02-13 11:36

Vin Diesel is so badass that Rogaine even offered to sponser him.

Submitted by Zwanze on Mon, 2012-02-13 13:07

Apparently he has given a nickname to his biceps. He calls them the kryptonics.

Birthday present idea: buy a dictionary and look up the meaning of vanity

Submitted by Natsu on Mon, 2012-02-13 16:39

They say that if you rub him on the head you will have good luck for a year.

Submitted by Sporadic on Mon, 2012-02-13 21:29

HE LIVES FOR THIS SHIT

Submitted by Foolishness on Mon, 2012-02-13 22:57

If only the second XXX movie had Vin instead of that random black guy.

Submitted by Rainman on Thu, 2012-02-16 16:58

Just watched Pitch Black.

Where's John?
Vin Diesel replies: Which half?

classic

Submitted by theCaptain on Wed, 2012-04-04 23:05

I saw five minutes of a Vin Diesel movie where he pretends to be this family's nanny or something in order to protect them these dangerous assasins. I think the movie was called "the sitter" or "the end of vin diesel's career" i forget which. Needless to say it wasn't very good.

Submitted by LostSoul on Fri, 2012-05-18 12:12

Contrary to popular belief, rubbing Vin Diesel's head does not bring good luck. It will however make you more prone to steroid abuse.

Submitted by erasmus on Tue, 2012-05-29 13:54