Eli Manning

Submitted by FinalCard on Fri, 2011-09-23 13:04

Nickname- Sweet Cheeks
Known for- claiming he was as good as Brady

Eli Manning once claimed he was as good as Tom Brady. For the objective observer this was clearly a ridiculous statement and was to be dismissed out of hand. Those that wanted to give Eli Manning the benefit of the doubt took mind altering drugs yet were still forced to concede that Eli just isn't that good.

For more information see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eli_Manning
For some funny pictures (has some of Peyton too) that pretty much sum up his career see http://www.manningface.com/

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Comments

The only things bigger than Eli's ego are his yearly interception totals

Submitted by FinalCard on Wed, 2011-10-05 16:47

Eli has a daughter named Ava Frances Manning, but everyone just calls her Peyton Manning's younger brother's daughter.

Submitted by targay4 on Wed, 2011-10-05 16:55

I'm not sure if anyone else feels this way but doesn't it look like Eli is twelve to thirteen years old? That might explain his prepubescent tendencies.

Submitted by Zwanze on Wed, 2011-10-05 16:57

Though he's been on Oreo commercials, I'm surprised that Cheetos hasn't picked Eli up. Whining and cheese are a perfect combination.

Submitted by iRoast on Wed, 2011-10-05 17:38

His jersey number is 10 because it's the closest thing to double zeroes they could put on his jersey. They considered 01 but for obvious reasons, they didn't want people mistakenly thinking he was good.

Submitted by FrostedHarbor on Thu, 2011-10-06 15:39

I know everyone thinks of Eli as Peyton's kid brother. Just imagine what Cooper feels like being known as Eli's brother.

Submitted by checkerboy on Mon, 2011-11-21 10:57

So now we have the rematch of Eli vs Brady. What will triumph? Brady's skill or Manning's Luck?

Submitted by Mithra on Wed, 2012-02-01 23:18

Well Manning won another superbowl and a few years of mediocrity were forgotten in an instant.

Submitted by Sporadic on Wed, 2012-03-07 13:49

So you've won two superbowls. You still look like a baby

Submitted by DarkMagician on Thu, 2012-04-12 16:44

there are a number of terrible quarterbacks who have made it to the superbowl and several who have won. Having a ring or two is nice but doesn't prove anything. Brad Johnson the "game manager" won a superbowl.

Submitted by Koreans on Mon, 2012-06-04 16:27

Football season is coming up and we're all looking forward to another fantasy bust season out of Eli

Submitted by Jolie on Mon, 2012-08-06 14:22