Dates Roasted: 10/27/11
AKA:That guy on the one Hundred Dollar Bill
Best Known For: Forgetting his keys on his kite
Benjamin Franklin was definitely one smart guy. He loved the ladies and he was probably the first to come up with the stereotype that women love a guy in uniform, which is why he not only helped start a Revolution but founded the soon-to-be-a-country's first fire departments.