Benjamin Franklin

Submitted by FinalCard on Thu, 2011-10-27 10:17

Dates Roasted: 10/27/11
AKA:That guy on the one Hundred Dollar Bill
Best Known For: Forgetting his keys on his kite

Benjamin Franklin was definitely one smart guy. He loved the ladies and he was probably the first to come up with the stereotype that women love a guy in uniform, which is why he not only helped start a Revolution but founded the soon-to-be-a-country's first fire departments.

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Even though it is probably a misquote Ben Franklin reportedly said, "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." This would explain why Franklin the noted inventor and renaissance man of his time, soon invented the beer belly.

Submitted by FinalCard on Thu, 2011-10-27 10:28

Ben Franklin in the paper:

Single Adult Male, slightly bald and overweight, sex fiend.
Looking for young impressionable and hopefully slightly blind female for fireman roleplay.

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 2011-10-27 10:34

If it's all about the Benjamins how come I don't have any?

oh wait

Submitted by iRoast on Thu, 2011-10-27 11:13

Fart Proudly Ben. Fart proudly.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fart_Proudly

Submitted by Incidental on Thu, 2011-10-27 14:12

@incidental ahahahahahh. I found it http://teachingamericanhistory.org/libra...

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 2011-10-27 14:15

Just go for the bruce willis look. No one likes a mullet

Submitted by pennyfeather (not verified) on Fri, 2011-10-28 00:22

early to bed, early to rise
..morning wood?

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 2011-10-28 16:43

If you look closely, its pretty obvious that the dude form tales fromt he crpyt was Franklin at some point.

Submitted by playahater on Wed, 2012-02-01 17:32

Take a good look Britain. Here's one good reason you lost the war

Submitted by Foolishness on Thu, 2012-02-02 12:50

This dude is everywhere....If only I had a hundred dollar bill for everytime I saw ben franklin somewhere in US culture.

Submitted by CourtesyFlush on Thu, 2012-03-01 11:38

Old Crusader Knight; .... you chose...poorly.

Ben Franklin holding the cup: I haven't drunk anything yet... I look this way all the time

Submitted by Caufield on Mon, 2012-03-19 17:44

"A great empire, like a great cake, is easily diminished around the edges."

Of course since Franklin here ate the edges of the cake, the center of the cake, and the utensils that were used to serve the cake...this quote is a whole lot of rubbish.

Submitted by royalB on Thu, 2012-05-03 16:52